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swallowthesound:

Ronya - Hyperventilating

Posted 13 hours ago

avatargrimes:

sifu-kisu:

I can’t stop laughing!

“They were both arrested.”

ahahaha.

(Source: fatcat-littlecoyote)

Posted 13 hours ago
oh don't even try i know you make out with people all the time. in front of other people! all the time!
milepen asked

But but but… I can’t help it okay! But it’s totally different from that douche! I mean, he blew a kiss! At a complete stranger! That’s unpure man. I just have passionate make out sessions with friends (okay one friend). Our passion burns with our pure, unshakeable love! Stars shine and fireworks errupt! The earth goes backwards! Even the King of the Cosmos cries at it’s beauty! People have no idea what’s going on, that’s how amazing it is.

Our thing is totally justified, that’s all what I’m saying.

Posted 14 hours ago
Well i know you eat pancakes and are a good cook, i would blow you a kiss c:
Anonymous asked

Thank you. :)

But he only knew that I eat pancakes while driving, so the airborne kiss was totally a douche-y move.

Posted 14 hours ago
Maybe he just thought you were attractive?
Anonymous asked

If he’s into pancake eating chicks then yes, maybe. I think he just fancied himself a heart breaker. Or then he was making fun of me.

Posted 15 hours ago

A weird thing happened to me today

I was driving, you know, getting the hell back home from work, when I noticed a person crossing the street. Naturally I slowed down, and I’m not kidding, the guy (who looked like a complete douchebag) blew a kiss at me. As a thank you.

I was so confused, because a) I was eating a pancake and I looked really silly, b) stopping for him was the natural thing to do (for me at least, can’t speak for the other assholes in the traffic), and c) I was eating a fucking pancake!

Seriously dude, you didn’t have to do your douche-y kissy face thing at me. A simple wave or smile would’ve been fine.

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